Daily disasters: Reason # 764 why I love my sister

1.07.2010

Reason # 764 why I love my sister

Funny IM conversation regarding upcoming anniversary trip ideas for her and perfect man:

me: u can go to the super gay cuddles and bubbles

Ashley: ewwww

me: ha I bet that place is fascinating

Ashley: fascinating as in finding marks of seamen everywhere?

me: haha seamen or semen? maybe both!

Ashley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh my god

i spelt it wrong!

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AshleyJan 8, 2010 06:47 AM
HAHAHAHA ohh my god! i cant believe you posted this, this is great.
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fanman278Jan 8, 2010 08:19 AM
.....oh ashley, you're so prettyyyy....
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My 101 in 1001!!

Start Date: Friday, January 1, 2010
Finish Date: September 28, 2012
Items in bold italics are in progress or planned.
~~Crossed out~~ items have been completed.

My 101 in 1001:

1. Write a letter to myself to be read in 1001 days (09/28/2012)
2. Make my own coffee for 7 days straight (no coffee buying allowed!) (0/7)
3. No watching tv for a whole week
4. Donate $100 to the cancer society
5. Be brave enough to go speed dating
6. Say hello to 10 strangers (0/10)
7. Call my grandparents & Nana every weekend for a month (0/4)
8. Do not swear at all for an entire day
9. Have my cards read
10. Play my dads lucky lottery numbers
11. Finish the couch to 5k program from coolrunning
12. Run a 5k race
13. Start & complete a new journal
14. Bake an apple pie from scratch
15. Volunteer
16. Splurge on comfy high thread sheets
17. Write my dating disaster book
18. Fall in love
19. Send a friend flowers just because
20. Throw a Patrick Swayze movie marathon with friends
21. Pay off my credit cards
22. Go zip-lining
~~23. See Chelsea Handler live~~
24. Visit Stephanie in Florida!
25. Donate blood at least once a year (0/3)
26. Get to goal weight (0/100%)
~~27. Get into nursing school~~
28. Go to the gym 3 times a week for 12 weeks to jumpstart things (0/12)
29. Tour the Isabella Stewart Museum
30. Read all of the books in my bookshelf
31. Do not buy a new book until all old books are read
(except for any new Chelsea Handler books!) FAIL!
32. Try spinning
~~33. Go on a duck tour (quack, quack!)~~
34. Take a photography class
35. Update/re-do my address book
36. Send a care package to a soldier
37. Give up alcohol for a month
38. Take a vacation with my sister
39. Plant a nice plant at my dad’s grave
40. Go on a hot air balloon ride
41. Adopt a dog from a rescue
42. Finish the “99 bottles of beer” challenge at the Brewhouse and get my plaque
43. Have my sunspot removed
44. Plan a girls getaway!
45. Get Wii
46. Get Wii fit
47. Get my hideous tattoo removed or covered up
~~48. Get a facial with my Oasis gift certificate~~
~~49. Have my car detailed~~
50. Cook dinner 2 times a week for 12 weeks (0/12)
51. Make a new friend
52. Sing karaoke
53. Buy an amazing camera
54. Take a dance class
55. Treat my parents to dinner

56. Paris, Paris, Paris!!

57. Frame a picture of myself standing under the Eiffel tower

{so I’ll always have Paris!}
58. Complete a 365 day photo project
59. Become an AVON Unit Leader
60. Read 5 “classic” novels
61. Find out my blood type
62. Go skydiving
63. Make and send my own Christmas cards
64. Consolidate all online photos to snapfish
65. Build my savings back up (to at least $3,000)
66. Go vegetarian for a month
67. Make a scrapbook of my most favorite photos
68. Schedule and have a physical exam once a year (2010, 2011, 2012)
69. Watch the sunrise from a beach
70. Take an Excel class
~~71. Win something~~
72. Condition myself to love red wine
73. Walk the breast cancer 3 day
74. Complete a coloring book
75. See Les Miserables on Broadway
76. 3 months without fast food
77. Save a life
78. Make it through a non-beginners hot yoga class without tipping over
79. Learn how to knit and knit something
80. Tour the Institute of Contemporary Art
81. See a Sox game from the Monster seats
82. Read all of Dennis Lehane’s books
83. Go camping with my family on the 4th of July
84. Order fish as a meal at a restaurant instead of just trying someone’s
85. Go to the movies once each month for 6 months (Jan, Feb, March, April)
86. Get a better understanding of HTML
87. Complete my fitbook -12 weeks
88. Try 10 new/different foods (3/10) Haddock, Veal, Broccoli rabe, octopus, shrimp
89. Go on a spontaneous road trip
~~90. Donate clothes/coats/shoes/bags I haven’t worn in over a year to Goodwill~~
91. List one thing I am grateful for everyday for a year
92. Send 5 handwritten letters (0/5)
93. Download all cds onto iTunes then give away or sell
94. Shoot a gun (I know, scary image)
95. Organize/purge all papers/receipts/etc.
96. Join/start a book club
97. Surprise Grammy & Grampy in Florida!
98. Transfer old family videos onto DVD
99. Buy a backup drive and use it
100. Go to Mohegan Sun
101. Sit on a jury

1.07.2010

Reason # 764 why I love my sister

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